Saturday, March 29, 2008

Liar's Dice Is Popular


This game is everywhere! I love Liar's Dice, so I'm always excited to walk into a bar and hear the clacking of the dice on the table. Its pretty much the only drinking game I've seen played, and its played at every club I've been to.

The clubs stack the reserved tables with cups and dice. The only difference between the Chinese version and the one I'm used to is that the loser of a round doesn't have to give up any dice. That means that there is never an actual 'winner' to the game.

Oh, and because there are hand-signals for all Chinese numbers that you can form with a single hand (not just up to five like our dumb hand-signals) its possible to play quickly without even speaking, which is useful in a loud club.

Amay Is Amazing

There is an artsy district a few miles away from Xin Tan Di that I definitely couldn't find without a three-star taxi, but it contains a maze of tiny alleyways filled with shops, bars, and even an illegal casino. Mike, Bo, and I headed out there this evening to visit some friends of ours. Mike had actually been there since three, so when Bo and I arrived he'd already been drinking and playing dice at Amay's bar for several hours.

A tiny chalkboard at the corner of the alley had a picture of a frosty mug on the front and the question "Fancy a cold beer?" written around it. This was Mike's doing (forgive him - he's Australian). The bar itself is very small. Maybe 8 feet by 25 feet. Its decorated beautifully inside. The furniture is especially well-chosen. Five perfectly-sized tables are staggered along the long sides of the walls, each accompanied by a pair of the stools that I've always called "Asian style" - 4 slanted legs supporting a low, slightly curved rectangular seat. A number of ornament-style lights with colorful paper wrappings droop down from the ceiling, mostly out of the way. It doesn't feel as small as it is, which - believe me - is a real accomplishment.

The bar area itself is probably smaller than most wet-bars in many American homes. Its a 3x3 foot protrusion from the corner directly opposite the entrance. Along the far wall from the entrance/bar is a collection of eclectic drawings and other artwork on paper binder-clipped to a large bamboo sheet that covers the wall. Soft jazz music was playing while we were inside; Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald tricked me at times into thinking I was sitting in an upscale Queen Anne boutique.

The long shelf that runs the entire distance of Bell Bar (named apparently for the string of bells Amay festooned from the beams along the center of the place) contained a case of free Taiwanese cigars. They were some kind of tobacco wrapped with green leaves instead of brown paper and didn't smell all that bad when Bo smoked one. Above our heads were the signatures of the bar's patrons, in as many languages as there were names, sprawled with a white felt pen on the dark wood ceiling. I didn't think I deserved to ask to put my name up there, being my first visit and all, but I want to leave my mark by the time we leave (and have a Chinese name).

Amay is a pretty amazing person. She's the owner and bartender, though she doesn't know how to mix cocktails. I should say that she doesn't know how to make _tasty_ cocktails, because she does make some interesting looking drinks for sure. At our party on Friday night, every time she came back from the kitchen she was holding a drink of a different exotic color. All we had in the way of food coloring was some blue caraco and a white coconut-flavored mixer, but she managed to make one of her drinks bright orange and another one dark purple. Today, she presented me with something to try, and all I could tell was that it was bright green and it contained beer. It tasted like a minty corona - not bad, but not something I was eager to have another sip of either. She didn't take offense when I told her I was going to stick with the ones in the bottles.

She also owns a clothing shop nearby, as well as a coffee shop in which she employs her sister and a friend. Her English is heavily accented, but definitely fluent. As we were playing liar's dice tonight, I asked her how she learned to speak so well, and she sort of launched into her entire story, which I thought was fucking amazing. She told me that several years ago, she started working at a restaurant, washing dishes. Within a year, she was managing the entire place. She stayed on, learning about the restaurant business for another two years, but then decided that she wanted to augment her business skillset by getting some sales experience. She found an opportunity that required that English, which she didn't know. So she got a book and also immersed herself in English-speakers (at a tourist hotspot) for a week; She picked up enough to show her would-be boss that she was committed to learning on the job.

She got the job and was put in charge of a 40-square-foot clothing shop. Within a few months, she had allowed her boss to expand the operation four-fold. One of her regular customers was a German woman whose husband worked at a firm in Shanghai doing something financial. She arranged to work in the husband's office doing odd jobs (cleaning, translating, errands) so that she could be around more English-speaking people, picking up the language even faster. She worked at the office for free, just to learn while she worked. She proved valuable enough to the firm that they arranged to pay for her to live in an apartment nearby (and they paid the $800/month rent. Amay's rent before that was a mere $60/month).

With her new language skills, she negotiated with her boss at the clothing shop for the ability to set up her own business. Given an initial investment from the boss as well as a loan from a friend, she set up her own clothing boutique, coffee shop, and now bar/restaurant. She employs her family members, like her cousin and our friend, Hong Mei, at her shops. She just purchased the apartment building above her shop, and is looking to acquire some more space three doors down - which we told her she should turn into a one-room KTV. She's thinking about it.
(That's Hong Mei on the left and Amay on the right)

In any event, she's a driven lady, and we joked tonight that at her rate she'd probably be running most of the world in a few more years. In fact, maybe I should have finished that green beer after all - it might have contained some of her magic potion.

Girls Are Aggressive Part 1: Eye Contact Is Not Awkward

We've been out at bars and clubs lately, and one thing that I can't get used to is how hard girls will stare at guys. If this is what ladies feel like in America, then I'm sorry on behalf of all men for making you feel creeped out all the time. Holy shit it's awkward.

This phenomenon seems to be the most pronounced in bars that have a high white-dude ratio. Park 97 is a club in Fuxing park that feels straight out of the mission in San Francisco, right down to the clientele. We've been there a couple of times, and the staring is out of control. Granted, there are a lot of hookers there that are cruising for rich, old, lonely-looking white guys; but that doesn't account for all the hard looks.

One example. We met a girl named Lily a weeks ago after 20 minutes of direct eye-contact prevented us from ignoring her and her friends any longer. The last 10 minutes of our nervous conversation before Bo approached them went like this:

"Are they still looking over here?"
"Jesus. yes"
"Wow"
"Dudes, they're total prostitutes"
"They've got to be, right?"
"Oh my god, they're still looking."
"Should we go talk to them?"
"Fuck that, they probably know Chinese ninja mind tricks to suck money out of my wallet"
"AAHHHH, they won't stop staring - I feel uncomfortable"
"They're total pros..."
"Yeah, totally"
"I don't know, maybe not?"

So Bo charged over there and bought one of them a drink, and they all turned out to be super nice, normal girls. We've hung out with them a bunch since, and mentioned that we thought they were prostitutes originally, which (I think) they thought was funny.

Monday, March 17, 2008

White People Are Nice To Each Other

There is a really strong ex-pat community in shanghai. Sites like Facebook, SmartShanghai, and ShanghaiExpat keep people connected. In a way, everybody that speaks English is automatically a friend. Its very welcoming, and makes you really feel like a part of something. I've met people I really like from all over the place, and I certainly wouldn't have been brave enough to meet them had I not been so sure that they'd be friendly to me in return. Its neat.

Fashion designers, business students, salesmen, other engineers... it doesn't matter what you do, everybody wants to help you and talk with you out here.

I Hear Beijing Sucks

From what I understand, Shanghai is a much much more pleasant city to live in than Beijing. Overpopulation and pollution has given the city the nickname of "the toilet bowl" from the people I've spoken with. I'm excited to at least spend a weekend or two there anyway.

Update: There is a deep rivalry between the two cities, so I'm less surprised now that I've heard so many nasty things said about Beijing.

Subways Are Intense


The Subway system here is a spectacle. Wow. My first attempt to board a subway car was thwarted by a small-ish woman in her mid 40s who wedged her way between myself and my co-worker as I was stepping onto the packed train, fresh from the airport. She grabbed my shoulder from behind, and yanked me hard enough to lose my balance backwards as she propelled herself into the train, occupying the last square foot of floor space on the train. "Thanks bitch, we'll get the next one."

As the next train pulled up (90 seconds later) people from who knows where started crowding the subway doors. There are no lines in China. If there is space enough in front of you for somebody to wedge into, thats you're fault. Nobody waits for the people exiting to get off either. Everybody just moves forward - through each other. You push, you pull, you force your way into the train. The people trying to exit are unfazed as they push, claw, and punch their way out. Its very VERY uncomfortable the first few days, but thereafter it becomes sort of fun.

People definitely don't have the same expectation of personal space that they do on, say, Bart. It's common to see somebody jerking their way between a grandma and a 4-year-old to leap out of the train 2 seconds before the doors close, shoving them both as they do. I've never been closer than 4 feet (and 22 people) from sitting down. But honestly, I don't want to be. I'm so paranoid about being able to exit when my stop arrives that I usually ride with my face smushed against the doors.

It runs very efficiently. Doors are only open for about 20 seconds. Luckily, we live only one stop away from everywhere we ever need to be.

Perhaps the coolest thing about the subway stations are the method of payment. Similar to BART, you put money on a card and can carry a balance on that card. However this card has some kind of RFID chip in it, so you just get near enough to the subway gate and it knows your remaining balance and allows you through. Most subway rides are $3 RMB (50 cents). Even cooler, this card can also be used on the local bus system and to pay for taxi rides. Taxis cost between $1.50 USD and $3 USD for even very long distances. We had to take a 15 minute cab ride the other day. $3. Crazy.

You don't have to tip the drivers either (in fact, no tips anywhere - even restaurants).

I Need Very Little

Being in Shanghai with very few of my possessions and far away from my bad habits has helped me distill the things that give me the most joy from the rest of the cruft in my life that was just taking up my time. I've been here for almost four weeks, and I've spent around $350 (with no free food, remember). I can't remember the last month that I've had less than $1500 in charges (with all free food), which makes me wonder what the hell I was spending my money on, because my quality of life hasn't changed much.

The only things I brought with me were clothes (10 shirts, 2 jeans, 3 shorts, 1 sweater, 1 sweatshirt, flip flops, 2 shoes, 1 towel, and underwear), iPhone, mac book, and toiletries. When I get back, I should (have Megan help me) audit the usefulness of all that shit sitting in my house. Why do I have 10 towels? Do I really need 4 computers? Why Why do I own 40 candles? (Mom?) It's more of a burden than a luxury from this perspective, because that crap is tying me down.

Things I find that I don't miss at all are Television (not surprising), DVD Ripping (thank god), random internet time (still more of that here than I'd like), and eating (incredibly surprising). In fact, I'm not sure I don't enjoy eating, I'm just sure that since I got food poisoning last week, I've been kind of sick of Chinese food in general, so maybe that'll pass and the fat kid inside will repossess my body. I'm just kind of sick of noodles and broth. In fact, some meat and starch would be delicious right now. Or a salad. What I wouldn't do for a iceberg wedge and some blue cheese dressing. So gay, but so good.

The things I've enjoyed most while I've been here these last two weeks are reading (3 books in 3 weeks - I'm a machine), working out, working, and exploring the city. Hopefully I'll make time to get to bed early, travel outside the city more, and maybe try to get good at meditating or something while I'm here. I'll go back to California a Buddhist zen master.

Prostitution is Illegal

For as hard as the Chinese government cracks down on the Internet, they don't seem to give a fuck that there are illegal brothels operating everywhere. No wonder nerds think this place is so tight. So far, I've learned of at least 4 business that are generally fronts for prostitution. The funniest by far (and most common) is the Barber Shop. Less than 2 blocks away from our house are streets filled with barber shops, open until very late in the night. They have spinning barber shop poles and everything, and girls sit inside lurking out at the dudes passing by. So fucking strange. Karaoke bars, sushi restaurants, massage parlors, (and probably bath houses) apparently fall into that category as well.

Our Place is Nice



Our apartment is so ridiculous. Its very expensive (even for S.F.) We have guards stationed at all entrances to our complex. We live in Xin Tian Di, a very modern, ritzy area of the Luwan district. Maids clean our apartment every day. We have gym facilities, swimming pools, concierge service 24/7, and the staff bending over backwards for us. I feel guilty.

Prices Are Negotiable

Chinese people appear to love haggling. They also seem to know that westerners are uncomfortable with this arrangement, so they'll act like they aren't budging. I needed to buy a USB cable from the electronics mart, and the gentleman told me they cost $6 USD. That seemed fair. I reached for my wallet, and my buddy mike shouted "Ten RMB" (or $1.5 USD) and the guy said "Deal!". Thank god for him.

I bought some headphones on Thursday and I thought I was getting a great deal. The guy started out at 310 rmb ($42). I got him down to 265 rmb ($37) and walked away with them. Sadly, it looks like I still got taken; I found them online for $28 in the U.S.

Light Switches Are Weird


Who knew that light switches weren't the same everywhere?!? I can't remember what light switches were like in Europe, but I don't remember them being as funny looking as they are here. In China, switches are actually wide panels that can be flicked up and down, kind of like a big flat see-saws. The trippiest part, though, is that you flick them down to turn things on, and up for off.

The switch in the picture is the one in my room (turned on).

The Internet Sucks So Bad

The internet in China is VERY VERY slow, but thats not entirely the firewall's fault. There are only 3 main entry points for internet packets coming into china, and they almost all have to make round trips to US servers, but oh well. The censorship is definitely noticeable, but not as bad as I imagined. James Fallows wrote a great article about the censorship in a recent issue of The Atlantic, which explains how its done, why its done, and why even though its crazy, its not as crazy as some people make it out to be. People don't seem to care that much, and the ones that do get around it.

I can't access wikipedia, which is the biggest pain in the ass because its often one of the first search results. Worse, clicking on a wikipedia link seems to completely sever your connection sometimes (even for other pages). YouTube is accessible most of the time. Blogspot, Livejournal, and Wordpress blogs are almost universally blocked. Slashdot is inaccessible as well. Weirdly enough, sometimes I'll accidentally click on a link that was blocked the day before and find myself able to get through. Its more annoying than anything. I can already feel myself craving U.S. broadband.

The Office is Nice

The Shanghai office is in the downtown area near People's Square. The square is a bustling metropolitan center filled with shops and diners, coffee places, street vendors, and a shit ton of people. The office itself is on the 16th floor of a fifty-story building looking over the square. There are lots of skyscrapers nearby. We have just one floor here containing about fifty engineers, a few sales people, and various administrative staff (one in particular seems to truly be the 'mom' of the Shanghai office). The layout is very similar to the Kirkland office. That is, the floor is donut-shaped, with the elevator shafts in the very center of the floor. Though lunch/dinners aren't catered, the engineers here receive a per diem of about fifty RMB (seven dollars) which is more than enough to cover food at most places around here. There are lots of snacks, ranging from dried seaweed to pork slices to snickers bars.

The engineers are very nice, and very helpful. Chinese is spoken more often than English, but everybody seems comfortable switching back and forth. I walked into a "tech talk" (short info sessions about a new technology or project) a few minutes late last week. The speaker was giving his talk in Chinese to twenty or thirty people, and as I walked in I felt like an idiot for not thinking to check the language before arriving. But when the speaker noticed that I'd arrived, he announce a "language change" and continued the talk in English. The crowd laughed, and I felt embarrassed, but was certainly glad to be accommodated. Everybody speaks English fairly well here, and there are five or six more senior-level expats in the office that
do their best to foster a silicon-valley-esque culture.

First Impressions

Shanghai is wonderful. China is different in ways that I didn't expect it to be, and very similar to the US in ways that I didn't expect either.

My first misconception was that China was a nation of strictly obeyed laws. I imagined people walking around, ostensibly scared of their government all the time; I thought the city would have a suspicious air, like citizens in 1984 or something. Gray and solemn. Shanghai doesn't seem that way at all. It's lively everywhere I've been. It even feels sort of free-spirited. People zoom every which way. People move quickly on foot. There are motorcycles and bicycles driving on the sidewalks. They speed way too fast for the number of people around, but manage to avoid people (usually). People shuffle into the subway tunnels, lining up for the escalator (instead of trudging up and down the 30 or 40 stairs). It feels just like so many of the other cities I've visited - and that has really surprised me.

The people I've dealt with in Shanghai are polite for the most part, though they seem to act with an urgency that seems rude sometimes. Waitresses don't have much patience for our English, which I suppose is understandable. We point, and they seem annoyed but take our order. The stores that want our money are well staffed and eager to serve. We get special attention for being white. Street vendors, restaurant hosts, and electronics vendors target us constantly. "He-lo sur. I can help you here!" They yell from across the street. Its kind of like Mexico in that respect. Salons, clothing shops, diners, and kiosks all have their agents out in full effect, sweet-talking the big pale people into patronizing their stores. They know tricky English phrases in perfect American accents, knowing it grabs our attention. The picture on the left is an electronics mart that you can't walk further than 15 feet in without getting asked by 5 vendors if you want anything they're selling.



The American establishments you see most often are (in order):
  1. K.F.C
  2. Pizza Hut
  3. Starbucks
  4. McDonalds
I don't get the KFC thing, but they're everywhere. Most American chains are expensive meals (by Chinese standards). A coffee is the equivalent of $3, which is outrageous, since meals cost between $1.50 and $4. Delicious meals too. Lots of noodles, veggies, chicken, and broth.

Oh, and as you can see I managed to find the Diet Cokes at the office, but they open differently than the push-in style tops in America. Who knew!?


Oh yeah. Dad and Megan - you guys are well represented here.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Nothing Happened In Tibet

A few days ago, some Tibetan protesters - unhappy with the fact that Beijing is hosting the Olympic games this year - started getting a little touchy-feeling down in Tibet. The demonstration turned violent, and somewhere around ten or eighty people are apparently dead as a result.

The tragedy more significant to my daily life has been the subsequent blockage of YouTube.com, which began on Monday and remains in affect as I type this now. As Dan put it, "how the hell are you supposed to watch crappy music videos?" Exactly.

I had just barely resigned myself to three months without wikipedia; YouTube is going too far. On CNN tonight, the television would go black any time that the Dali Lama, Tibet, or protesters were mentioned. Sometimes for just ten or fifteen seconds, but sometimes for minutes at a time.

Sample:


If I was the Chinese government, I wouldn't just block the content, I'd replace it with something to make it less obvious that I was trying to prevent the dissemination of information. I'd put up a CNN logo saying "we're sorry, we're incompetent and have suffered a technical issue" or even better splice in a clip from another CNN segment, which would at least confuse the viewer into thinking that maybe it was CNN's fault, not the government's attempt to keep you from knowing things.

Blocking it entirely makes you look way more guilty, but what the fuck do I know?